Humour in English Language

• Principal to student…" I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette… ? "
• Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
• Once Hindi teacher said…."i'm going out of the world to America.."
• "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
• Dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..
• It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
• Teacher in a furious mood… write down ur name and father of ur name!!
• "shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college"
• My manager started like this "Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids"
• "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
• "will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
• LIBRARIAN SCOLDS - "IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
• Chemistry HOD comes and tells us…. "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
• Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
• "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
• Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?? "
• Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"